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The Christians blame him for murdering Jesus (G.I. Jew is there!)
He cuts the skin off the tip of your penis. (G.I. Jew is there!)

/Al & Jon Kaplan, GI Jew/

Ovotjedno izdanje Soda Fountaina u potpunosti opravdava svoje ime. Naime, uredništvo se vodilo kriterijem da priložene skladbe trebaju biti što čudnije, šokantnije, neobičnije – ukratko, bizarne!

Stoga i ne čudi što je emisija raznolika kako stilski i trendovski, tako i kronološki. Neke od priloženih kompozicija datiraju još iz davnih četrdesetih godina dvadesetog stoljeća, no najveći dio potječe iz šezdesetih i sedamdesetih godina.

Te brojeve u određenim slučajevima možete tretirati kao čistu zajebanciju, mada se ponekad nećete moći oteti dojmu da su autori istih bili mrtvi ozbiljni pri njihovu skladanju, pisanju te izvođenju!

She flies so gracefully over rocks and trees and sand
Soaring over cliffs and gently floating down to land
She proudly lifts her voice to sound her mating call
And soon a mate responds by singing “Caw, caw, caw”

Come with me, lesbian seagull
Settle down and rest with me
Fly with me, lesbian seagull
To my little nest by the sea
With me, that’s when you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you’re with me!

/Tom Wilson, Lesbian Seagull/

(intro: Looking For A Good Chrisitan Abortionist)
01 Angelina – He Forgot His Rubbers
02 Nervous Norvus – Transfusion
03 Hal Block & Tony Borello’s Orchestra – The Senator McCarthy Blues
04 Cowboy Timmy – Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo
05 Dubravka Jusić – Smrt Slavnog Miša
06 Luie Luie – El Touchy
07 Junior Jennings – Sell The Pussy
08 The Clovers – Rotten Cocksucker’s Ball
09 Johnny Rebel – Fuck You Osama Bin Laden
10 Eric Idle – Galaxy Song
11 Clem Snide – Ballad Of David Icke
12 Ross & Sargent – Nellie The Nudist Queen
13 Television Personalities – I Was A Mod Before You Was A Mod
14 The Cavaliers – Get That Communist, Joe
15 u/a – Islam’s Not For Me
16 Faye Richmonde – My Pussy Belongs To Daddy
(intermezzo: Sve Je Pošlo Naopačke)
17 Ralph Gean – Granny’s Grave
18 Tom Wilson – Lesbian Seagull
19 Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper – Jesus At McDonalds
20 Cab Calloway – The Scat Song
21 Lord Antics & The Lyons Band – 69
22 Janet Greene – Poor Left Winger
23 Teresa Brewer – Satellite
24 Al Barker & The Tri-Tones – Sputnik II
25 Al & Jon Kaplan – GI Jew
26 Pinky & Perky – I Want My Drugs
27 John R. Butler – God Will Fuck You Up
28 Eric Cartman – Kyle’s Mom Is A Bitch
29 Tangela Tricoli – Jet Lady
30 Saul T. Peter – She Sits Among The Cabbages And Peas
31 George Van Dusen – The Yodelling Chinaman
32 Television Personalities – I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives
(intermezzo: Šušti Šušti Bambusov List)
33 Groucho Marx – Lydia The Tattoed Lady
34 Nervous Norvus – The Fang
35 Spike Jones – Der Führer’s Face
36 Fred Wolff Combo – Somebody Else Was Suckin’ My Dick Last Night
37 Bingo Gazingo & My Robot Friend – You’re Out Of The Computer
38 Colin Beige -I Want My Drugs
39 Joe Dolce – Ain’t No UFO Gonna Catch My Diesel
40 Sons Of The Pioneers – Old Man Atom
(outro: Westboro Baptist Church – God Hates America)

Spomenimo tek neka od imena. Tu je primjerice Spike Jones sa svojom urnebesnom Der Führer’s Face, Tom Wilson i Lesbian Seagull, siroti Ralph Gean (jedan od onih koji nije shvaćao vlastiti ironični zahvat) sa pjesmom Granny’s Grave, Jimmy Drake (odnosno Nervous Norvus) sa čak dva bisera; Transfusion i The Fang, Fred Wolff Combo koji ovoj listi doprinosi uvrnutom Somebody Else Was Suckin’ My Dick Last Night, braća Kaplan (GI Jew), Mojo Nixon (Jesus at McDonalds), Faye Richmonde (My Pussy Belongs To Daddy), Colin Beige (I Want My Drugs),  Joe Dolce (Ain’t No UFO Gonna Catch My Diesel)…

…a da se ne bi previše opustili, tu su i Sons of the Pioneers sa svojom Old Man Atom koja će vas podsjetiti da i dalje živite u turbulentnom vremenu gdje su oni koji drže prst na crvenom okidaču u pravilu budale!

Now life used to be such a simple joy
My cyclotron was just a super toy
And folks got born, they’d work and marry
And “atom” was a word in the dictionary
And then it happened!
The science boys, from every clime
They all pitched in with overtime
And before they knew it, the thing was done
And they’d hitched up the power of the goldern sun
And put a harness on Old Sol
Splittin’ atoms, while the diplomats was splittin’ hairs

Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Alamogordo, Bikini…

/Sons of the Pioneers, Old Man Atom/

Eto, toliko u najavi. Ostalo dokučite preslušavajući svoju omiljenu Sodu Fountain u miru radnog jutra četvrtkom.

I ne zaboravite da dolazi užasna hladnoća, mada ne nuklearna zima već samo sibirska!

I saw Allah at an Arby’s
I saw Moses at Dairy Queen
I saw the Ramalama from Alabama at the barbeque pit on University
I saw Buddha at a Burger King
I saw Joey at a Jack in the Box
I just just just just just just can’t stop
I saw Mother Mary at a Roberto’s in Oklahoma 
Man I’m in a Twilight Zone zone zone zone zone

I saw Jesus at McDonalds tonight!

/Mojo Nixon, Jesus at McDonalds/